cottage cheese dirt cups (11g protein, no protein powder)

0 Add the [wprm-ingredient text="1 cup cottage cheese" uid="1"], [wprm-ingredient text="3 tbsp maple syrup" uid="2"], [wprm-ingredient text="2-1/2 tbsp cocoa powder" uid="3"], [wprm-ingredient text="1/2 avocado" uid="4"], [wprm-ingredient text="1/2 banana" uid="5"], [wprm-ingredient text="1/2 tsp vanilla bean paste" uid="6"], and [wprm-ingredient text="pinch of salt" uid="7"] to a blender.
1 Blend 3 to 4 minutes until completely smooth, scraping down the sides at least once. Give it longer than feels necessary - any graininess left behind is what gives the base away. 
2 Divide between 3 cups or small jars. Chill as desired or serve right away. 
3 Crush the [wprm-ingredient text="8 Oreo thins" uid="9"] and spoon over the top of each cup for the "dirt." But wait until just before serving! Then finish with the [wprm-ingredient text="9 sugar free gummy worms" uid="10"].